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The Best Crayons for Kids

The Twistables Crayons by Crayola are the best crayons for children and toddlers because they have a plastic coating, which prevents them from breaking.
The crayons will help you clean your house faster (I promise!)

Being a new mom feels a lot like how Christopher Columbus felt when he discovered America. 

You make an awesome discovery and then it’s like “oh, wait, the Indians already knew about that”. 

This has pretty much been my life as a parent thus far (which, I’ll admit, has been all of 3 weeks). 

The other day, H was coloring in his monster truck coloring book with colored pencils. 

The annoying part about colored pencils is you have to sharpen them every 96 seconds. 

As a result, you must complete every activity within 96 seconds to truly maximize your “free time”. 

  • In 96 seconds, you can throw a load of laundry in the wash.
  • You cannot fold all of the clothes in the dryer. 
  • In 96 seconds, you can warm up your coffee in the microwave.
  • You can’t make a fresh pot.

Completing household in activities in 96 seconds should be an Olympic sport. 

And while I love a good challenge, I thought to myself, “imagine how much I could get done in ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY SIX seconds?” 

As it turns out, a lot. 

The secret is to get a different coloring device. Crayola makes crayons with a plastic exterior so when kids squeeze them, they don’t break.

They also don’t require sharpening every 96 seconds. 

I am not the first to discover these, but since I’ve introduced them to my family, I am the hero of my house. So like Christopher Columbus, I don’t mind taking all the credit. 

So tell me, what amazing, must-have items did you “discover” as a parent? Comment below with your favorites!

Babysitting: aka Our Foster Kid Field Test

Practicing our parenting (and) baking skills, with our niece

Last weekend, we babysat our 6 year old niece, Logan. I didn’t tell her mother, but the last time I was responsible for keeping a child alive was when I was 16. I showed up at the house at 9 pm. The baby was already asleep, so I just sat out on the couch and read until her parents came home. I couldn’t figure out how the TV remote worked (the life of a home school kid in Alaska).

Actually, if memory serves me correctly, I was petrified of sudden infant death syndrome. I went into the nursery and held my hand under her nose at least 3 times to make sure she was still breathing.

However, my husband and I are now certified foster parents. We have a thank you letter from Governor Rick Scott to prove it. So, I suppose that makes us qualified to babysit.

As a Parent You Learn Simple Tasks Take Longer

It went great. I was worried, so I do what I always do and made a long list of activities. I figured if I got her tired and kept her occupied, she wouldn’t have time to miss her parents. Really, I probably could have only planned two activities because everything takes twice as long with kids. We made cookies. We colored. I learned the entire dance to Wave Walker (which was impromptu and not on the list but very fun. If anyone’s interested in learning, I know a girl).

Even dinner took a long time, but I think that was because she didn’t want to eat broccoli so she just kept putting pieces into her mouth, chewing it up and storing it in her cheeks like a chipmunk until Uncle Thomas told her she could spit it out, because picky eaters gotta look out for one another.

So I’m feeling overly confident about the foster parent thing now that we made it through our trial run. Logan seemed like she had a great time, so I would say we passed. I will probably start giving advice to random parents standing in the line at the grocery store, because nothing says “parent” quite like mommy wars.

Finding Daycare for Working Parents in Tallahassee

On that note, I’m about to join the working-parents-who-put-their-kids-in-daycare team when the fosters arrive, so I’ve been doing some research on that front. I was shocked that I couldn’t find a comprehensive list of daycares by geographic area. There are a couple of lists that divide them up by faith-based or education based. However, doesn’t it seem more practical to have them by zip code? This way, people can make a short list based on where their house or work is located? Am I approaching this wrong? Tallahassee moms, IS THERE A SECRET LIST I DON’T KNOW ABOUT?!

Unless I hear otherwise, I am currently working on creating one myself. When I’m done, I’m going to put it online. Any Tallahassee moms or future moms will have someplace to start with the daycare search. Or they can just leave a nasty comment about daycare kids and horrible parenting. Those comments will be more fun to respond to anyway.

And on that note, I’m out. But seriously, if you have words of wisdom when it comes to kiddos, leave it in the comments. Be nice, we’re new at this!